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I can’t even text without writing long, nice sentences that use proper grammar and spelling.
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
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